Posted By: JD Lewin | Nov 1st, 2006 @ 2:25 PM
First thing's first, no one was reported injured when an explosive device detonated at the Ebay/PayPal HQ in San Jose last night. One window blew out into the night sky, but otherwise there were just a lot of rustled feathers of the two dozen employees shirking their trick or treat responsibilities by working late.

Let this be a lesson to you kids; improvised explosive devices should only be used to blow open the treat bags of other halloweenies (or to fight an insurgency). They are not considered a means of effective customer feedback.

(via Valleywag)
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