A true angel of death(and you should see 'em, buddy, heh) listen to Cannibal Corpse and Slayer. No, I'd say Laura is mearly an lesser-imp. Thats better than being a charib, at least.
That said, this BlackBird at $2,500-$7,000, in my opinion, is just another reason why its alway's better and cheaper to build your own desktop. There's nothing really I'm seeing here that cannot be attained when you go down the DIY route.
-CaC